you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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