Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I think your dad took our porno
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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