She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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