I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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