I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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