She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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