38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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