I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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