One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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