The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude i'm inner monologue high
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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