it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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