and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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