The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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