Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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