At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
