We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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