Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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