i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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