We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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