He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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