I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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