Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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