Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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