The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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