He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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