i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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