(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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