I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Randomize
