real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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