tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm like, not good at living.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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