She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
So vagazzling was a success
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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