This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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