Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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