I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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