why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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