i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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