I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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