Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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