awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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