I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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