Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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