But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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