How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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