I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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