How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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