Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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