I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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