was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
