We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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