I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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