I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
