Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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