wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
