There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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