dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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